Michelangelo Lore: Official Story

Bing, bang, boom! I knocked ol’ metalhead right out of the sky like ‘kapow!’. Man, the guys won’t believe me when I tell them what happened! Still, maybe the green dude and hat lady can vouch for me.

Gotta find them first, though. Let’s see – we were all fighting Shredder. Then this portal opened up, we all fell into it, classic Turtles move. But when I woke up, it was only me. Then I met this green dude and a lady with a dope hat who were all like ‘You need to come with us’. No time to rest though, Shredder chased us all the way up this cool-lookin’ building called the ‘Dooooom Tower’! My two new friends sure know how to fight, though, it was all like ‘bam’, ‘hyuh’, ‘waa-yah’, ‘cowabunga!’ and then Can Opener was all like ‘Noooooo, curse you Michelangelo, my immortal nemesis!’

Alright, maybe not, but makes for an awesome story, right? Raph woulda loved it up there, fighting Shredder on a dragon?! Come on man, it doesn’t get cooler than that. I hope he’s okay. Eh, he’s probably knocking heads somewhere, some dude’s messing with the wrong Turtle!

Damn, I wish I had some pizza right now. I wouldn’t even have to fight Raph for the last slice! This world is pretty neat, but what kinda place doesn’t have pizza, man?!

Anyway, even if this world doesn’t have pizza, we still can’t let Shredder stay here. I mean, who knows what kind of evil he’ll get up to if we leave him here – can’t let that happen to my new friends! Don’t worry funky people, you’re now officially friends of the TMNT – me and my brothers are gonna team up, save this world, and teach them how to make pizza!